Fangirls are the anti-hipster

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(via philanddansbromance)

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

(via red-han-solo-cup)

tsuthetiger:

pidgeot:

dampsandwich:

nobody fucked with me on the playground

nobody fucked with you in bed either

yu-gi-ow

(via bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons)

googlevideos:

what to do if you’re thinking of making a negative comment on someone’s appearance:

• don’t

congratulations you are now fully prepared to be less of a shithead

(Source: aiclan, via bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons)

foronceididntlookback:

What if Percy and Annabeth were just shopping at the mall and Annabeth tells Percy to try on these nice skinny jeans so he does and he doesn’t like them and Annabeth’s like why not and Percy says

the sea doesn’t like to be restrained

(via theangelsshavepercabeth)

“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop

(Source: harknessing, via animeasuka)

grimelords:

everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.

(via waiting-4-the-world)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via mysterygirl757)